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Van full of Pakistans…

23 September, 2008 (20:11) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, Ungrateful Dead World Tour | By: James Headley

Well, it happened again.
U.S. military incursions into Pakistan that have stoked anti-Americanism top the agenda for President Bush’s talks with the newly elected president of the Muslim nation, which is reeling from a deadly truck bomb that devastated a Marriott hotel in Islamabad.
Publicly, Bush and Pakistan President Asif Ali Zardari, who were to meet Tuesday [...]

I humbly present…

19 September, 2008 (16:32) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

The stupidest muthafucka on earth…
Was that even english? What.The.Loving.Christ!?! Flagging the molecules? Do you mean putting labels on the barrels it’s getting stored in? Are you talking about nationalizing the oil and coal that’s harvested in the US for domestic sale only?
Never stop talking please. We can all use a good laugh in these troubling [...]

The spectre of the dreaded spainiard returns…

18 September, 2008 (15:53) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, Man in a box | By: James Headley

I thought he got confused… turns out he just wants war with everybody…

Senator, finally, let’s talk about Spain. Would you be willing to invite president Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero to the White House? To meet with you?
I would be willing to meet with those leaders who our friends and want to work with us in [...]

More on Pakistan and bonus luv for ‘teh troops’!!!

17 September, 2008 (16:09) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Shorter: Pakistan greenlights shooting American soldiers crossing the border, Bush and co still douche bags.

Anonymous hacks Palin’s email…

17 September, 2008 (15:17) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, Things I done stole, why some of my best friends are... | By: James Headley

Oh you beautiful, cheetos stained bastards…
“This is a shocking invasion of the Governor’s privacy and a violation of law,” said Rick Davis, campaign manager for the McCain-Palin campaign, in a statement. “The matter has been turned over to the appropriate authorities and we hope that anyone in possession of these e-mails will destroy them. We [...]

This ain’t how ‘damage control’ works…

15 September, 2008 (23:09) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, seriously, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

If you’re going to deny that you were involved in something unethical, don’t try and cover it up by pretty much admitting you have no fucking soul.
Our Public Safety Commisioner thought rapists should like go to jail or some shit…
The McCain campaign says it can prove Monegan was fired in July because of insubordination on [...]

ee cummings had the right idea…

15 September, 2008 (14:23) | Bloggers, Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, Man in a box, Political Beaver, Servin' and Protectin' via the gun barrel, Things I done stole | By: James Headley

To hell with capitalism  
Not going to weigh in here with any heady predictions or even poke blindly at what is actually going on with financial markets today. To those who may be watching the talking heads and pundits… stick figures never lie.
In other news, Pakistani soldiers begin clappin’ back at US cross border [...]

Next stop… Raptureville!

11 September, 2008 (17:44) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Not one, but two more wars for the pleasure of the American electorate…
“Well, first, we are friends with Israel and I don’t think that we should second-guess the measures that Israel has to take to defend themselves and for their security.”
Never second guess. Hell, don’t even think, just go go GO! Never surrender. We’ll keep [...]

Never forget…

11 September, 2008 (12:47) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, seriously | By: James Headley

“I don’t see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its people. The issues are much too important for the Chilean voters to be left to decide for themselves.”
-Henry Kissinger, 9/11/73
How did it ever come to this? Perhaps it was the nihilistic vengeance visited upon [...]

Well, they finally came for the artists…

11 September, 2008 (00:22) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, Servin' and Protectin' via the gun barrel, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Really… you fucking went there!?!
“Machine-gun toting riot squads raiding art galleries may not be high on the list of things considered uniquely American, but an Aug. 24 and 25 raid on The Other Side Arts, 1644 Platte St., has left red faces, white walls, and some antipathy for Denver’s boys in blue.
“They were carrying machine [...]