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I humbly present…

19 September, 2008 (16:32) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

The stupidest muthafucka on earth…
Was that even english? What.The.Loving.Christ!?! Flagging the molecules? Do you mean putting labels on the barrels it’s getting stored in? Are you talking about nationalizing the oil and coal that’s harvested in the US for domestic sale only?
Never stop talking please. We can all use a good laugh in these troubling [...]

A noun, a verb and a safe-injection site…

18 September, 2008 (16:02) | Political Beaver, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Yes, let’s bring the fantastically successful War on Drugs(tm) to the Downtown Eastside
Tough policing is the answer to solve the problems on Vancouver’s crime-ridden and drug-addled Downtown Eastside, according to Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City.
He also said it was a “terrible mistake” to have facilities such as Insite. At the small [...]

More on Pakistan and bonus luv for ‘teh troops’!!!

17 September, 2008 (16:09) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Shorter: Pakistan greenlights shooting American soldiers crossing the border, Bush and co still douche bags.

AIG Round Two…

17 September, 2008 (14:13) | Things I done stole, seriously, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

What a difference twenty four hours makes…
The Federal Reserve just kicked in with an $85 billion loan. You can read about the details here. The bad loans, the CDS sideshow and everything else can be found there, in part at least. I just don’t think it’s relevant and it just won’t work in the long [...]

S&P to AIG: Yea, you’re kinda screwed, dude.

16 September, 2008 (15:21) | what the christ!?!, why some of my best friends are... | By: James Headley

Moody’s Investors Service cut AIG’s rating to A2 from Aa3, a two-notch downgrade. Standard & Poor’s Ratings Services lowered the rating to A-minus from AA-minus, a three-peg reduction and Fitch Ratings reduced its standing to A from AA-minus, a two notch cut.
Looks like a lotta jargon, huh? For an insurance company a four point swing [...]

This ain’t how ‘damage control’ works…

15 September, 2008 (23:09) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, seriously, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

If you’re going to deny that you were involved in something unethical, don’t try and cover it up by pretty much admitting you have no fucking soul.
Our Public Safety Commisioner thought rapists should like go to jail or some shit…
The McCain campaign says it can prove Monegan was fired in July because of insubordination on [...]

Saturday Shenanigans… simply the best in stuff!

13 September, 2008 (14:59) | Things I done stole, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Polish posters of well known movies… made freaky!
Cuz hey, what infant doesn’t need crippling foot injuries!
When you get your ass-kicked by a dude who can’t even walk…
And finally, a little bit of serenity for the times we all need it…
I was reminded of a story from folk lore about the tribal elder telling his grandson [...]

Next stop… Raptureville!

11 September, 2008 (17:44) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Not one, but two more wars for the pleasure of the American electorate…
“Well, first, we are friends with Israel and I don’t think that we should second-guess the measures that Israel has to take to defend themselves and for their security.”
Never second guess. Hell, don’t even think, just go go GO! Never surrender. We’ll keep [...]

Well, they finally came for the artists…

11 September, 2008 (00:22) | Fiddlin' while the Republic burns, Servin' and Protectin' via the gun barrel, what the christ!?! | By: James Headley

Really… you fucking went there!?!
“Machine-gun toting riot squads raiding art galleries may not be high on the list of things considered uniquely American, but an Aug. 24 and 25 raid on The Other Side Arts, 1644 Platte St., has left red faces, white walls, and some antipathy for Denver’s boys in blue.
“They were carrying machine [...]